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FIFA II: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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Mattscool (4 days ago)
Guys, the Dutch are not going to help us... The French are. After all, they won last year. Look, I know that logic does not make sense, but it lowkey kind of does when you think about it.
Hóngtài X (4 days ago)
John Oliver's references to Trump in his early episodes sound like unintentional foreshadowings...
Eliot McLellan (7 days ago)
SO FUCKED UP
Laurence Dixon (9 days ago)
Qatar.... Flutter Mutter
Kenniff Kanniff (10 days ago)
He pronounces 'Qatar' as 'cutter' and it's fucking killing me
Jacob Wilson (15 days ago)
John Oliver can’t go home. Too many football fans will hang him by his ballocks.
John and the guy in 8:50 share a taste for barney ties
Cassandra (22 days ago)
I do marshal arts, playing on artificial turf is the same as fighting on gravel concrete dressed in a swimsuit its not safe, in fact it's painful and not OK.
stopthattimerave (24 days ago)
honestly i'd wear those shoes unironically
Terri Pickens (25 days ago)
Salute to Sir Oliver. You are the best!💯🙌👍👏👐👏👏👐👐
The day after this was published, Blatter resigned. COINCIDENCE?! I THINK SO!
pennavedc (28 days ago)
Can we talk about France 19 now please!!!!! #EQUALPAYUSWNT
Mister Gunsen (1 month ago)
classic pre-2016 video where trump gets mentioned without any further joke about the shit he says
Mister Gunsen (1 month ago)
just finished watching, nevermind that :D
Brett .Ensminger (1 month ago)
Watching this in 2019 I have to say: the Dutch really dropped the ball on that one.
James Jenkins (1 month ago)
The thing to remember with the whole Montserrat getting money thing is that the overseas protectorates DO in fact have a national team and DO play competitive matches only difference is that those countries cant play in world cup qualifiers, so they do deserve thst money
sweiland75 (1 month ago)
How the fuck does the FBI have that kind of jurisdiction outside of their country?
Joseph LaFrance (1 month ago)
fifa is a joke
Dylan Richard (1 month ago)
Can't blame FIFA for those deaths.
Padraig Murphy (1 month ago)
Let's be honest: If Leroux actually wore proper shin guards instead of childrens' ones then most of those burns probably wouldn't be there. She acts like she's never played on turf before (which is bullshit because a lot of U.S. high schools, club fields, and all indoor fields are made with turf). I coach NCAA D-III soccer and besides the team I coach, there is only one other team in our conference that doesn't use a turf field.
wvu05 (2 months ago)
This is so unfair! India cares far less about soccer than we do.
THStRuXsTiCk (2 months ago)
But.... I love Bud Light Lime.
John Doe (2 months ago)
I get all my sports news from this show, once every twenty years.
Mary EllEclectic (2 months ago)
DO IT BUDWEISER I BELIEVE IN YOU!!
AshChooses Pikachu (2 months ago)
McDonalds, Budweiser and Coca-cola did ask Blatter to resign xD I want a follow up video even though i'm 4 years late to the game :3
Gaius Ganskow (2 months ago)
So uh he likes soccer?
LeCheckmate (1 month ago)
He's british, of course he does
SOlson2375 (2 months ago)
Come on John the name of the song is “Three Little Birds” and you know it
Xellos Kaczor (3 months ago)
I love when women are so confused that they think corporate heartless bullshit is "gender inequality issue". Pretty little thing, you just arent WORTH the real grass, because noone cares about your games, and you dont earn enough money to sue the piece of shit that decided its not worth to put money up so that you dont get hurt. You could have gained everyones sympathy, you decided to divide people instead.
Glasses&Mouthplates (3 months ago)
It's actually a nice treat to see an episode of LWT where US authority actually becomes the hero of today's topic.
André / Pyroghoul (3 months ago)
I'd join John in that. We should make an online petition to make this a thing. "Kick blatter, we'll all follow John"
André / Pyroghoul (3 months ago)
Its... Bladder?
Alejandrojewell18 (3 months ago)
I know I'm late to the party on this but is it just me or are the news reporter (circa 9mins) and John Oliver wearing damn near the same outfit?
gokul balagopal (3 months ago)
USA will host fifa along with Mexico and Canada
Uzi Tenenbaum (3 months ago)
Every time I get arrested, I fake chest pains to get them to take me to the hospital, most times the cops wont want to wait for you to get you EKG so they'll just give you a ticket and leave.
Theheroneeded Willette (3 months ago)
Has America gotten rid of blatter yet?
Hugo Morales (3 months ago)
When Fifa 2019? The Qatar issues are BIG.
Mark Hoover (3 months ago)
Careful, John, it's Miller High Life which is the 'Champagne of Beers.'
B W (3 months ago)
I am from the future and I can tell you Blatters successor will be even worse
Mo Salah LFC (3 months ago)
The ball in your court Holland.
HOBBIT cadillac (4 months ago)
oh fuck off woman are absolute dog shit at football they don't even deserve a tournament
TheGamingKid7 (4 months ago)
9:04 Aloha 2: This time we mean the OTHER meaning!
Reverbraptor42 (4 months ago)
Never underestimate how far money hungry companies will go for a free ad.
Phil Email (3 months ago)
Budlight lime is by far the worst bud product if you ask me
Johnny Minmatar Rebel (4 months ago)
Corruption Co.rru.pti.on. Noun Definition: FIFA
Hermann Fegelein (4 months ago)
6:30
Hermann Fegelein (4 months ago)
America arresting FIFA executives is as wierd as Stephan Colbert arresting Dominos delivery boys for insurance fraud.
Karoline Steinholt (4 months ago)
I actually have a dog named Fifa, he watched this with me😍
Commander Clone (5 months ago)
Trump tower...
sean miuradent (5 months ago)
この動画が盛大な伏線なの大好き
Mackenzie Goodwin (5 months ago)
You know who lead the FBI to finally crack this case? Christopher Steele, the author of the now-famous Trump-Russia Dossier.
CrippledMerc (5 months ago)
There’s gotta be a Jack and the Beanstalk “Fee Fie Foe Fum” joke in here somewhere. FIFA’s name along with a British host is practically begging for it. Grinding bones to make bread? Slave labor leading to thousands of deaths? Come on! It’s in here somewhere, let’s do it people!
CrippledMerc (5 months ago)
FIFAUUUUUUUUCK that organization.
lucasmatm (5 months ago)
Hey Brasília Stadium has other purposes than bus parking lots! It's parking lot it's a hell of a place for shows
Elector (5 months ago)
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Colin Christensen (5 months ago)
Hmmm... your dollar menu is better than ours.
The Redshadow (5 months ago)
I honestly had. no idea how important his arrest or resignation would be until he compared it to the dutch arresting trump
Ichijo Festival (5 months ago)
I hate that John didn't have the follow up to this uploaded. He actually carries through on all the promises he made at the end there.
dragonstormx (5 months ago)
We need to grab every high ranking member of FIFA and throw them all prison. No exceptions.
Lipton (5 months ago)
The Dutch are awesome. Exhibit a: Zondag met Lubach, holland's john oliver.
Sam Womack (5 months ago)
I want an apartment full of dogs...
sailing around the world (6 months ago)
The duch AIVD found that putin was hacking the votingmachines
Gordon Ramsay (6 months ago)
No one gives a shit about woman football, they don’t attract in off revenue for us to give a fuck, so wearing tighter short although is sexist will attract more people, thus more money. Just zero fuck given about equality in sex, only money matters
ancientwisdom1000 (6 months ago)
FIFA literally paved paradise and put up a parking lot....brilliant John Oliver....just brilliant 👍🏾👋🏽👌🏽
Gavin_152 (6 months ago)
Watching this in 2019 ... and I still feel like I wanna cry
pop5678eye (6 months ago)
Compare to the NFL which is not considered 'corrupt...' But only because all of those unethical briberies and misuse of money and power are not considered to be against the rules... they are THE RULES of the NFL... (compare with clips of Oliver talking about stadiums, cheerleaders, and the NCAA feeder pipeline just as examples)
Algofra (6 months ago)
11:11 My God if only that had happened...
thou ist (6 months ago)
Can't help but feel that fifa should have to build the stadiums with their own money. If they're a non-profit organisation, then surely they should pay for it.
Damian Billbrough (6 months ago)
At least FIFA is less corrupt today. Still corrupt, but less. As for Montserrat, there's a reason it's population is 6,000, 2/3 of them left the island after the Southern half of it blew up in a volcanic explosion in 1997
xx mercedes swiftie xx (7 months ago)
this is from 2015 im gonna need an update
Luka Kapetanovic (7 months ago)
Have you dreank that Bu light lime!!! its time
escolaura1984 (7 months ago)
“Swiss demon” lmfao!! God I love John Oliver. Geniuses!!
karen karapetyan (7 months ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QMkaA2dFHM
lolster 292 (7 months ago)
It’s probably for the best that the one country on Earth that couldn’t give less of a shit about soccer fuels the investigation into executives in the world’s largest soccer organization. If something happens to the executives, America doesn’t give a shit, it doesn’t affect them.
Vasco Apolonio (8 months ago)
Sure. Trump had to be in the middle of this... No shit!!!
LOoOn ARTs (8 months ago)
Even the FIFA heads are all dicks making dispitefull discessions, comparing the US share on FIFA right by population shows, you don´t getting it. The share is so low for good reason, relevanz, which the US has none in the football (you idiots call it soccer) universe. No Team of relevanz, no player of such, no real tournement accipitation..........So, bringing in no money in this fields, what make you think you diserve any? All leauges bringing in tonns of money by views, bets, merchaindise......on which point amaricans appriciate real football and particiapate in it on a global level? YOU´RE F***** playing FOOTball with your hands!!!!????!!! Explain this unlogic and unreasonable fact.
John Willes (8 months ago)
John Oliver has balls of steel. He'll be targeted eventually for the stories he does. God Bless You John Oliver!!
Cruz Nunez (8 months ago)
Anyone else notice that the predicted number of worker deaths in Qatar is comparable to the population of Montserrat he gave? It’s even closer to the number of comments on this video. Imagine if everyone who commented was murdered. THATS the effect we’re talking about
Aws Al Kindi (8 months ago)
COOL
Team VLCN (8 months ago)
Does anyone else hear the song Ash when Warner holds up the Onion article?
Patricia A (8 months ago)
2:35 Did he say Trump Tower?
Squkidude05 (9 months ago)
5:04 r/atetheonion
ljaproductions07 (9 months ago)
America didn't get involved in trying to sort out FIFA corruption for any sort of benevolent reason, in my view (and I said this at the time on a good few Pitch Talk shows that I co-host) America only got involved as football is a multi billion pound industry that was passing them by and they were pissed as they were barely making any money from it... Corruption is so ingrained in FIFA that (as we've said on Pitch Talk shows and videos since 2010), you'd literally have to stop the game completely to weed it out as it's not just FIFA, look at UEFA, our FA in England, La Liga in Spain, the Calciopoli scandal in Serie A, the list goes on when it comes to corruption in football. Jack Warner takes swipes at Blatter but the only reason he does is because in 2011 Blatter snitched on him and banned him from FIFA, before Warner could snitch on Blatter in the elections that year where Blatter ran unopposed because Bin Hamann got done on corruption charges...
KillerDoll (9 months ago)
Rat-faced cunt.
cs4life25yt (10 months ago)
We....the dutch....hereby will arrest Donald trump....after i milked my cow....found my wooden shoes....and can leave my windmill behind in peace ✌👍 maar daarna....beloofd.
Wallace_ _It_Up (10 months ago)
Wait did he just call adidas Ahdeedas
Mushabe Samuel (10 months ago)
did u buy the adidas, ddrink that sshit
Google Sucks (10 months ago)
*Thank you FBI* - From the rest of the world.
Phil S (10 months ago)
Blatter... What an appropriate name!
Phil S (10 months ago)
Because there's never enough pu$$y in Trump Tower.
Saeryf (10 months ago)
We need those fantastic Dutch bastards to get rid of Trump more than ever. XD
ForeverMe543 (10 months ago)
FIFA = fuck is feminism again?
ForeverMe543 (10 months ago)
This is why I get mad when Republicans say that rich people have earned their money. Because they really haven’t, they steal everything.
Krystal Myth (11 months ago)
Really wish he'd stop normalizing Scientology in a positive manner when they should be exposed on the show for their actions.
sopia arella rose o'neil (11 months ago)
I'm amazed he made it through this entire video with out making a joke about bladders name...
Steve Cooper (11 months ago)
stupid white american dudes suddenly give a shit cause money
Roxana Johnson (11 months ago)
Yet again another "Problem you didn't know existed"
Bagfoot Bandit (11 months ago)
Watching this in 2018. The Dutch aren't as cool as we were led to believe :(
John Vroonhoven (11 months ago)
The only guy that has stood up against Blatter was the Dutchman Michael van Praag, who ran against Blatter's successor Infantino, actually wanted to change things and make all of FIFA transparent, but guess who the American USSF voted for...... exactly; Infantino! And who's organizing the World Cup of 2026? Indeed; the US, together with Canada and Mexico....
ToasterR6S (11 months ago)
america mad that they bad 🚮🚮🚮🚮
KingSkyLord (11 months ago)
And this is why the Netherlands and the US were banned and disqualified from Russia.
Manuel Nieves (11 months ago)
3 years later the USA (together with mexico and canada) wins the bid to host the 2026 world cup.

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